Brand New Hero

Idea for a new superhero: Good-Looking Corpse, a re-animated showbiz legend of some kind with surprisingly nice zombie skin and fancy scrimshaw dentures, wears a rhinestone tuxedo to hide his rhinestone superhero suit, fights crime with witticisms and drum solos and also a champagne bottle that shoots unlimited amounts of corks. I think this is at long last the million dollar idea.

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